Putin and the Tiger

Much like the South Ossetians, I'm sorely tempted to put up an "Our President, Vladimir Putin" billboard in the middle of town after hearing that he shot a tiger. Full video is here.

Seriously, this tiger tranquilizing Tartar tyrant should be our next president. I think this table sums things up nicely.

	Vladimir Putin	Barack Obama	John McCain
Shot a Tiger?	Yes	No	No
Democracy	Thinks it doesn't work	Proof it doesn't work	In Iraq yes, America no
Destruction of America	Supports	Reluctantly Supports	In the first 100 days
Understands Georgia conflict?	Yes	No	Hell No
Last name is a fart joke?	Yes	No	No