When a woman is attracted to a man, she laughs at his jokes. When a man is attracted to a woman, he laughs at his own jokes.
The truth of this can be confirmed through simple observation. I mention it because you should never, ever laugh at your own jokes. Ever.
If everyone else laughs, it's acceptable to get caught up in the moment, but if no one laughs, you will be the only one laughing. This means that you will be laughing at an inappropriate time.
There are only 4 types of people who laugh at inappropriate times:
- Small children
- Pot smokers
- The mentally ill
- The mentally retarded
You don't want to appear to belong to any of these groups. In the entrire history of the world no woman has ever told her friend "I met this really great guy: he's 6 years old, reeks of bong resin, thinks the CIA has put a hidden camera in his toilet and has to wear a helmet indoors. I think he could be the one!"
This has been a public service message from The Mighty Incognomen.